there’s nothing that angers me more than self-flushing toilets
don’t tell me when i’m done
(via elvira-l-ace)
(Source: thenakedandtumblrfamous, via fatasstoskinnybitch)
Maybe I know somewhere
deep in my soul
that love never lasts.
And we’ve got to find other ways
to make it alone.
Or keep a straight face.
And I’ve always lived like this
keeping a comfortable distance.
And up until now I’ve sworn to myself
that I’m content with loneliness.
(via speak-sl0w)
Pretty much my life.I hate when I try to flirt with someone and they just don’t get it.
Or when I call someone and they’re like “well what do you need?” can I just call and talk?
Or when someone texts me first then acts like I’m bothering them when I respond.
Like, damn, these past few months I can’t win for losing with some people.
(Source: jamesgetsinshape, via everydayithurts)
Brand New tag.
- Drake Fans: There's a Drake song called Brand New!
- Brand New Fans: hahaha no. Here's a picture of Jesse Lacey instead.
- People Looking For New Stuff: I just want to find unused things to buy on Tumblr.
- Brand New Fans: sorry not sorry. Here, have this song off The Devil and God.
- Rihanna Fans: RIHANNA HAS A NEW SONG.
- Brand New Fans: not on Tumblr she doesn't! DEJA SPACEMAN.
